{"id":57,"date":"2018-10-16T16:07:14","date_gmt":"2018-10-16T16:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/?page_id=57"},"modified":"2020-05-05T21:15:04","modified_gmt":"2020-05-05T21:15:04","slug":"humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>For this project, I was tasked to create a funny skit and or presentation that I would share with the class. This would be something that I would write the script for, act myself, and do everything individually.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is the research that I did for English is in the pdf listed below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-file\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/AlexW-Humor-Project-Proposal.pdf\">AlexW-Humor-Project-Proposal<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/AlexW-Humor-Project-Proposal.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button\" download>Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n\n\n<div class=\"arve-error alignwide\"><abbr title=\"Advanced Responsive Video Embedder\">ARVE<\/abbr> Error: Mode: lazyload not available (ARVE Pro not active?), switching to normal mode<br><\/div>\n<div class=\"arve\" data-mode=\"normal\" data-oembed=\"1\" data-provider=\"youtube\" id=\"arve-youtube-qd8ri_k7ueq\" style=\"max-width:1000px;\">\n<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n<div class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1140 \/ 641\">\n<span class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:56.228070%\"><\/span><iframe credentialless referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allow=\"accelerometer &#039;none&#039;;ambient-light-sensor &#039;none&#039;;autoplay &#039;none&#039;;battery &#039;none&#039;;bluetooth &#039;none&#039;;browsing-topics &#039;none&#039;;camera &#039;none&#039;;ch-ua &#039;none&#039;;clipboard-read &#039;none&#039;;clipboard-write;display-capture &#039;none&#039;;document-domain &#039;none&#039;;domain-agent &#039;none&#039;;encrypted-media &#039;none&#039;;execution-while-not-rendered &#039;none&#039;;execution-while-out-of-viewport &#039;none&#039;;gamepad &#039;none&#039;;geolocation &#039;none&#039;;gyroscope &#039;none&#039;;hid &#039;none&#039;;identity-credentials-get &#039;none&#039;;idle-detection &#039;none&#039;;keyboard-map &#039;none&#039;;local-fonts &#039;none&#039;;magnetometer &#039;none&#039;;microphone &#039;none&#039;;midi &#039;none&#039;;navigation-override &#039;none&#039;;otp-credentials &#039;none&#039;;payment &#039;none&#039;;picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create &#039;none&#039;;publickey-credentials-get &#039;none&#039;;screen-wake-lock &#039;none&#039;;serial &#039;none&#039;;speaker-selection;sync-xhr &#039;none&#039;;usb &#039;none&#039;;web-share;window-management &#039;none&#039;;xr-spatial-tracking &#039;none&#039;;\" allowfullscreen class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" data-arve=\"arve-youtube-qd8ri_k7ueq\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QD8RI_K7UeQ?feature=oembed&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;autohide=1&amp;playsinline=0&amp;autoplay=0\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"562.28070175439\" name sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QD8RI_K7UeQ?feature=oembed&#038;iv_load_policy=3&#038;modestbranding=1&#038;rel=0&#038;autohide=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autoplay=0\" width=\"1000\" title loading=\"lazy\"><\/iframe>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\"@context\":\"http:\\\/\\\/schema.org\\\/\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/freestyleacademy.rocks\\\/~AlexW\\\/humor\\\/#arve-youtube-qd8ri_k7ueq\",\"type\":\"VideoObject\",\"embedURL\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube.com\\\/embed\\\/QD8RI_K7UeQ?feature=oembed&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&autohide=1&playsinline=0&autoplay=0\"}<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Here is the script for my humor project:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Humor Script<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PHONE SKIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Start off the first skit by having various ways of showing myself doing work. This should go on for 15 seconds or so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cast: Alex(me), Mom(also me)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: (THINKING) \u201cOh man, I finally finished all of that work. 4 hours of homework every day is exhausting, I don\u2019t know how I end up doing this every day!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*Picks up phone and answers snapchats*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: (CONT. THINKING) \u201cAyy yeah wassup homie, what\u2019s crackin. Ayee wassup girl how you doin\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*Mom enters room*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cAlex, dinner is in 5 minutes come help set u-\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*Sees Alex on his phone and proceed to flip out*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cALEX WHAT THE PPHHHUCCC-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*Alex is visibly confused*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cWhat??\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*Mom is visibly distraught*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cYou\u2019re on your phone! That\u2019s ALL YOU EVER DO! You never focus on your schoolwork or anything at all! All you do is stare at that tiny little screen. You\u2019re such a disappointment, why can\u2019t you be like your sisters!?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cI just did all of my homework, I was working for like the past 4 hours straight! I *JUST* picked up my phone.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*Mom looking even more offended*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cDid you just talk back to me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*Alex realizing he messed up, scrambling for words*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex:\u201cNo, I\u2019m just telling you what I d-\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cNo, YOU JUST TALKED BACK TO ME.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cNo I-\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cHOW DISRESPECTFUL OF YOU.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*close up of Alex*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cWell f-\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*End skit one<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Argument Skit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*At dinner table*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cHey Alex I noticed that you have a C in film, what happened?\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cOh it\u2019s nothing, Mr. Taylor just hasn\u2019t entered my new assignments ye-\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cNo, I think that it\u2019s that you never work hard enough.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cHuh? What does that mean?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cTake a look at yourself, you\u2019re like the ugly duckling but you never ended up doing well. You should have ended up like your sisters if you tried harder.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cBut mom I\u2019m not my sisters, I\u2019m my own person.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cYou guys are related, so you must have the same abilities\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cNo Mom I AM NOT MY SISTERS!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cWere you just talking back to me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cNope, I\u2019m just pointing out the facts.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cYou need to stop being so disrespectful.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cYou literally just called me the ugly duckling that never turned out to be good.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cWell yea? I\u2019m your Mom and I can do what I want. You see this lightswitch?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: \u201cYea\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cThe lights turn on because of me. You see this roof above you? That&#8217;s because of me. Now be more respectful, you still-ugly duckling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alex: (Mumbling) \u201cYea talk about respect\u2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: \u201cWHATCHU SAY BOY\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*Grabs belt and chases after Alex\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>END<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153157-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153157-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153157-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153157-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153157-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153157-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Completing this project, the hardest challenge that I faced was doing 100% of the work by myself. I didn&#8217;t even want my family to  help me with the project because I was making fun of my mother in all of the scripts. If I showed it to her, then it would ruin the surprise of showing the project to my family would be ruined. So then I challenged myself to do the whole project by myself, even without the help of help of my family.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153208-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153208-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153208-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153208-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153208-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200430_153208-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For this project, I was tasked to create a funny skit and or presentation that I would share with the&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/humor\/\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-57","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/57"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":451,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/57\/revisions\/451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~AlexW\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}