The Humor Project consisted of studying two comedians or comedy related things and then writing\/designing a comedy piece of our own. I chose stand-up comedy.<\/p>\n
The two comedians I chose were Gabriel Iglesias also known as Fluffy and Jimmy Carr. I really enjoy their Netflix specials so I studied what about them makes their shows so enjoyable.<\/p>\n
I wrote a script for my stand-up performance and then I performed.<\/p>\n
Script:<\/p>\n
My boyfriend is also my best friend. We spend a lot of time together and if there\u2019s anything I\u2019ve learned it\u2019s all about Judaism. I found out that Judaism is the only religion that I know of that is passed down from mother to child. So if your mother is Jewish, you are automatically Jewish. <\/span>I found out a few years ago that I am the result of an egg donation. So it occurred to me that maybe I am, in fact, unwillingly Jewish. Highly unlikely but it\u2019s not like the Old Testament says \u201coh well if you had a donor egg or were adopted etc. then you are or are not Jewish\u201d. So I guess by the time we got to this era God was like \u201cwell do whatever you want I guess *mumbles*\u201d. <\/span><\/p>\n I am not a religious person but I am however spiritual. I\u2019ve got the crystals and the sage and a bunch of plants. I believe in plant medicine which most people call drugs. This one time, my sister wanted something to help her fall asleep so I made a tea concoction and she fell asleep. Now she claims I drugged her with hippie magic. <\/span><\/p>\n My boyfriend and I have a running joke that he\u2019s gonna send me to an insane asylum. I agreed as long as they have margaritas and mirrors. Margaritas are an obvious one but I want mirrors because I like to have conversations with myself. Of course I talk to myself anyway but it\u2019s nice to have a face to face conversation, you know. <\/span><\/p>\n I drive a mini truck because I\u2019m still saving up for a hippie van. I drive a Ford Ranger. It\u2019s a small truck but I swear it\u2019s a tank. I\u2019ve been rear-ended and t-boned; not a scratch. I\u2019m 4\u2019 11\u201d so truck life can be difficult. So I\u2019ve been asked how do I clean my windshield? I just climb on the hood. Yes, many people at the gas station give me looks. I can sit anywhere on my tank…I mean truck. My boyfriend on the other hand is Jakob the guy with the orange Porsche so he will scream like a little girl if anyone even leans on his car. Oh no, my 120 pounds of weight might dent it. I\u2019ve been 120 pounds for the last 3 years minus snack time.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n