{"id":329,"date":"2022-09-11T22:24:17","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T22:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/?p=329"},"modified":"2022-12-15T22:33:29","modified_gmt":"2022-12-15T22:33:29","slug":"29-facial-symmetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/29-facial-symmetry\/","title":{"rendered":"29. Facial Symmetry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Fiend-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Fiend-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Fiend-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Fiend-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Fiend-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Fiend-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Fiend<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am appalled by this image. I thoroughly believe it is the most unflattering image that has even taken of me. I have no idea what possessed me to take it and I have lived to regret it ever since. That said, it is quite symmetrical. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I really don&#8217;t know what else there is to say about this, other than to apologize profusely for its existence and your exposure thereto. I do not have any excuse. This was my mistake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was the lottery invented to catch time travelers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am appalled by this image. I thoroughly believe it is the most unflattering image that has even taken of<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/29-facial-symmetry\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">29. Facial Symmetry<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-composition"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":331,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions\/331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JakeC\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}