{"id":122,"date":"2019-02-25T22:35:12","date_gmt":"2019-02-25T22:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JoshuaS\/?page_id=122"},"modified":"2019-04-08T21:44:12","modified_gmt":"2019-04-08T21:44:12","slug":"humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~JoshuaS\/humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Background:<br \/>\nThis project was done within our English class, where we were tasked to either record a humorous video or do a live performance. To prepare for this we read Kurt Vonnegut Slaughterhouse-Five, and did improv activities during class. We also had to study comedians, or comedic shows and try to implement their styles into our own work.<\/p>\n<p>Humor Script:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Joshua Stukenborg Humor Script<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Cringely dances in) hahaha hey guys I\u2019m Josh Stukenborg this guys name is Kyle(points to owen). <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I don\u2019t know if you guys know this about me, It\u2019s something I keep super close to me, I don\u2019t tell too many people (pause for deep breath like about to say something deep)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I drum.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I spent this last summer marching Shadow Drum and Bugle Corps. All the way in Oregon Wisconsin, notice it\u2019s Oregooonnnee not Oregon like the state. People will stab you over that stuff in the midwest because I mean what else would you expect they live in the midwest, what else do they have to do.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The thing about drum corps. Is that you spend every moment, sleeping, practicing, or eating with 150 other teenage kids, with verrryyyyyy limited adult supervision.(beat)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Right so just picture 150 teenagers in a small village, not a town, called Oregon Wisconsin where you get punched if you mispronounce Oregon oops sorry I mean Oreeeeggooonee.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There was one kid who was in the drumline, I don\u2019t want to reveal his name so we shall just call him Billy Pilgrim or Bilgrim for short.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The reason we are going to call him that is because this drummer got unstuck from time ooooooh, aaaahhhhh, amazing(dramatic)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nah I\u2019m just kidding, he had a tremendous wang.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So this is the week of DCI finals, we are staying in some Yurts at a YMCA camp. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s nighttime and everyone is just in random Yurts, and there are no adult supervision and a lot of teenage boys, anddddd Billy Pilgrim.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Warning there is some more blue humour ahead, well at least I hope it\u2019s humorous maybe it will just be (beat, trying to like find right way to put it) blue. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So we have established he has a tremendous wang, and let&#8217;s just say that this body part was very uhhhhmmmm how do I put this, elastic.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It was so elastic in fact that he could tie it into a knot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I mean it\u2019s not an important life skill but hey tying your junk into a knot is a pretty neat party trick.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well my bandwhip was all eaten up so I\u2019m gonna skrt nae nae out of here.(hahahaha dab, whip, 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