{"id":661,"date":"2022-04-11T04:21:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-11T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/?p=661"},"modified":"2022-05-16T04:26:59","modified_gmt":"2022-05-16T04:26:59","slug":"modern-convenience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/modern-convenience\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Convenience"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/damn-thats-crazy-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-662\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/damn-thats-crazy-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/damn-thats-crazy-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/damn-thats-crazy-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/damn-thats-crazy-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/damn-thats-crazy-2048x1365.png 2048w, https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/damn-thats-crazy-600x400.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I think of something modern that I can&#8217;t live without, I think of toilets. I spend a lot of my free time using the toilet, and it is actually one of my main hobbies. That&#8217;s why I wouldn&#8217;t be able to live without them. Also, it&#8217;s pretty crazy how we got a super advanced sewage system in like all our houses and buildings, so when we use the bathroom we can just automatically make our waste disappear like instantly. I wanted to emphasize the craziness, thus the words, &#8220;Damn that&#8217;s crazy.&#8221; And if I saw this image, I would be like, &#8220;Damn that&#8217;s crazy.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I think of something modern that I can&#8217;t live without, I think of toilets. I spend a lot of my free time using the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-story-telling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=661"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":666,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661\/revisions\/666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~KellyL\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}