This semester of English we had a segment where we learned about comedic techniques and how to use them in various media examples. Before this unit I had never thought of humor as being an important part of English language or something we would learn about at school. This project challenged us to think outside of the box and make a comedic skit which we would late make into a video to hopefully entertain the public.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My steps in making this video was to first find what I think is funny. I decided that the majority of comedy that I interact with is with my friends and online, so I decided to combine the two into one video. Jimmy Fallon and Tik Tok were two major influences. I asked my friends to send me their cheesiest pick up line and then I would review them.
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Disclaimer this is all a joke<\/p>
Hello everyone, I am priyah koren and welcome to a new segment called: clearing you tinder on a Thursday night. In the modern day of post corona dating many people think they have more game than they actually do. Let’s see what that looks like.<\/p>
Justin: did you buy those pants on sale because they are 100% off at my place<\/p>
Priyah: jokes on you because of all these zoom calls I don\u2019t even need to wear pant anymore<\/p>
Xander: are you from Tennessee because ur the only ten i see<\/p>
Priyah: bruh naw i got too many teeth to be from the south<\/p>
Jack: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together<\/p>
Priyah: bitch my dyslexia ass can\u2019t even do the abc how the fuck am I supposed to rearrange letters<\/p>
Rory: Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears<\/p>
Priyah: The joke made my last brain cell disappear<\/p>
Talia: are you a banana because i find you appealing<\/p>
Priyah: can I just slip into a coma off one of those banana peels because that pick up line sucked<\/p>
Larry: did you fall from heaven because your face looks all messed up<\/p>
Priyah: naww i just took the last roll of toilet paper and had to fight through a wall of karens<\/p>
Liam: Are you a golf ball because i wanna hit on you<\/p>
Priyah: No i would rather you beat me with the clubs<\/p>
Alex T: Hey could you help me there is something wrong with my phone it doesn’t have your number in it<\/p>
Priyah: the only new number you will be getting is your PO\u2019s after you find out i’m 17<\/p>
Alessio: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven<\/p>
Priyah: not if i landed in that much grease god dam<\/p>
Owen B: if you were a transformer you’d be optimums fine<\/p>
Priyah: nah i’m just trangender (slow zoom in to face complete dead)
(i sexually identify as a tomato)<\/s><\/p>Will: Hi i’m naked wanna have sex<\/p>
Priyah: is that the one you use at the playground<\/p>
Yumi: do you like shopping because at my house clothes are 100% off<\/p>
Priyah: where are your parents<\/p>
Stephan: are you a criminal because i just felon love<\/s><\/p>
Priyah: the only crime going on here are with your fucking eyebrows<\/s><\/p>Uri: is there something wrong with your left eye because you be looking right<\/p>
Priyah: but i be swiping left<\/p>
Alex W: Hey girl did a holy beaver build you cause god damn<\/p>
Priyah: just like a dam you got no flow<\/p>
Austin: did you just fart because you blew me away<\/p>
Priyah: i’m lactose intolerant and i just had an iced chai latte no need to call me out<\/p>
Mayu: hi i’m Microsoft can i crash at your place tonight<\/p>
Priyah: its not 1996 anymore we only use apple<\/p>
Issic: are you a photographer because i can picture you and me together<\/p>
Priyah: well I hope your ran out of film<\/p>
Kati: are you a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you<\/p>
Priyah: like most of my legal infractions i’m planning on getting out of this one<\/p>
Ryan:I’m writing an english essay about the finer thing in life and i was wondering if i could interview you<\/p>
Priyah: I can’t write<\/p>
Luke: do you know what my shirt is made of boyfriend material<\/p>
Priyah: more like off-brand Costco material. Sugar daddies only<\/p>
Richard: Are you french because i fell for you<\/p>
Priyah: no i’m not french<\/p>
Tomer: are you wearing space pants because that ass is out of this world<\/p>
Priyah: I’m gonna launch myself out of this conversation<\/p>
Lorenzo: hey girl are you a barbecue stand because i wanna slap my meat on top of you<\/s><\/p>
Priyah: I\u2019m just jewish (hopefully i don’t get roasted for this joke by my english teacher)<\/s><\/p>Omer: how do you feel about raisins how about dates<\/p>
Priyah: I feel like they are both dehydrated just like this joke<\/p>
Tilley: I wish i was crossed eye so i could see you twice<\/p>
Priyah: naw your just high<\/p>
Brent: Dam girl are you zoom cause i’m on you 10 hours a day<\/p>
Priyah: (blank face) he\u2019s not wrong<\/p>
Issic ______<\/p>
Priyah: (respond in sign)<\/p>
Jana: are you a joint because every time i see you i say can i hit that<\/p>
Priyah: you sound like you had too many<\/p>
Turlough: how do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized<\/p>
Priyah: same as my mom aborted<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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