{"id":581,"date":"2020-02-12T18:50:35","date_gmt":"2020-02-12T18:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/?p=581"},"modified":"2020-02-13T01:47:46","modified_gmt":"2020-02-13T01:47:46","slug":"modern-convenience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/modern-convenience\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Convenience"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/u\/1?ui=2&amp;ik=e34a42b287&amp;attid=0.1&amp;permmsgid=msg-a:r3429301716718019527&amp;th=1703aadb97f3dc14&amp;view=fimg&amp;sz=s0-l75-ft&amp;attbid=ANGjdJ_cMFazs49NpbKBh34jgNO2W3XtDseWZEKE-fysH4FdXflEr-3q9tR7qUw8wsWzlrogw_vz8TZ8v3Epc53usddSz3foSS184pCUiHG7T8sjtkNFLAVoR-VsKfA&amp;disp=emb&amp;realattid=ii_k6jnkjhs0\" alt=\"ad.jpg\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The shower is a very important modern convenience. Who would I be if I couldn&#8217;t take a way-too-long shower and think about things that don&#8217;t matter? A hot shower is just what I need after a long day, a workout, or if I just need some time to myself. I couldn&#8217;t live without it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I decided to go a comedic route with my ad, making it really simple and funny with slight spelling errors and terrible rose petals. I had a lot of fun making it, I think it would thrive as a strange online ad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shower is a very important modern convenience. Who would I be if I couldn&#8217;t take a way-too-long shower and think about things that don&#8217;t matter? A hot shower is just what I need after a long day, a workout, or if I just need some time to myself. I couldn&#8217;t live without it! I decided to go a comedic route with my ad, making it really simple and funny with slight spelling errors and terrible rose petals. I had a lot of fun making it, I think it would thrive as a strange online ad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-telling-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":602,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions\/602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/freestyleacademy.rocks\/~SydneyE\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}