Welcome to my narrative page located in scenic near-death experience. Because this is the narrative unit, I assume that you would guess that this page would focus on the art of storytelling. In which case, you'd be right! Contained within are tales of madness, steal the bacon, and destructive gardening. As special bonus features you also get the original screenplay for the "Sound Machine Redux" movie, and an excerpt from "Squellow", the class children's book. Good Times!