Background:
This project was done within our English class, where we were tasked to either record a humorous video or do a live performance. To prepare for this we read Kurt Vonnegut Slaughterhouse-Five, and did improv activities during class. We also had to study comedians, or comedic shows and try to implement their styles into our own work.

Humor Script:

Joshua Stukenborg Humor Script

 

(Cringely dances in) hahaha hey guys I’m Josh Stukenborg this guys name is Kyle(points to owen).

I don’t know if you guys know this about me, It’s something I keep super close to me, I don’t tell too many people (pause for deep breath like about to say something deep)

I drum.

I spent this last summer marching Shadow Drum and Bugle Corps. All the way in Oregon Wisconsin, notice it’s Oregooonnnee not Oregon like the state. People will stab you over that stuff in the midwest because I mean what else would you expect they live in the midwest, what else do they have to do.

The thing about drum corps. Is that you spend every moment, sleeping, practicing, or eating with 150 other teenage kids, with verrryyyyyy limited adult supervision.(beat)

Right so just picture 150 teenagers in a small village, not a town, called Oregon Wisconsin where you get punched if you mispronounce Oregon oops sorry I mean Oreeeeggooonee.

There was one kid who was in the drumline, I don’t want to reveal his name so we shall just call him Billy Pilgrim or Bilgrim for short.

The reason we are going to call him that is because this drummer got unstuck from time ooooooh, aaaahhhhh, amazing(dramatic)

Nah I’m just kidding, he had a tremendous wang.

So this is the week of DCI finals, we are staying in some Yurts at a YMCA camp.

It’s nighttime and everyone is just in random Yurts, and there are no adult supervision and a lot of teenage boys, anddddd Billy Pilgrim.

Warning there is some more blue humour ahead, well at least I hope it’s humorous maybe it will just be (beat, trying to like find right way to put it) blue.

So we have established he has a tremendous wang, and let’s just say that this body part was very uhhhhmmmm how do I put this, elastic.

It was so elastic in fact that he could tie it into a knot.

I mean it’s not an important life skill but hey tying your junk into a knot is a pretty neat party trick.

Well my bandwhip was all eaten up so I’m gonna skrt nae nae out of here.(hahahaha dab, whip, and nae nae)

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