My name is Evan and I am a male who attends Mountain View High School. I value food, water, and sleep because they are very important for saying healthy and happy. I am the greatest ping pong player since Ma Long.

Outside of school, I like to play volleyball, and do things that are fun and involve friends. I like going over to friends houses to eat their food.

This year in school, I expect all A’s from myself. I know I can do it since not only am I the most humble person in the world, but I’m also the most intelligent. I travel in worlds you can’t even imagine! You can’t conceive of what I’m capable of! I’m so far beyond you! I’m like a god in human clothing! Lighting bolts shoot from my fingertips!