Are you crippled by unending responsibilities?
Are you being burdened by horrible financial debt?
Are you an anti-social loser?
We know that dealing with products is hard. Which is why we’ve created a super insane, revolutionary, exceedingly wonderful, new product called LyingToYourself!
Our patented super secret problem solving formula is guaranteed to make even the toughest problems disappear!
Unfinished chores? Gone! Crippling sleep deprivation? Gone! This child? Gone!
All you have to do is face the front of the spray bottle right at your face, and press the cap to immediately get rid of all of your troubles!
Watch as LyingToYourself demolishes this pile of dirty dishes.
Just one little spray… [Speaker sprays himself] makes it all go away! [Speaker looks at camera with his eyes closed, dishes are still in the background]
This crippling debt is no match for the power of LyingToYourself.
Again, just one little spray… [Speaker sprays himself] makes it all go away! [pulls air out of wallet, puts wallet away]
(Read very quickly) Warning: this product does not actually solve problems, it merely makes you tell yourself that they are gone. This product may not work on people who have an IQ over 40, have graduated preschool, or have semi-decent critical thinking skills. Using more than “one little spray” may cause symptoms such as rapid sweating, a god-complex, projectile vomiting and diarrhea, and death. If you develop any of these symptoms, refrain from calling a medical professional and instead use another dose of LyingToYourself.