I am appalled by this image. I thoroughly believe it is the most unflattering image that has even taken of me. I have no idea what possessed me to take it and I have lived to regret it ever since. That said, it is quite symmetrical.
I really don’t know what else there is to say about this, other than to apologize profusely for its existence and your exposure thereto. I do not have any excuse. This was my mistake.
Was the lottery invented to catch time travelers?