This semester of English we had a segment where we learned about comedic techniques and how to use them in various media examples. Before this unit I had never thought of humor as being an important part of English language or something we would learn about at school. This project challenged us to think outside of the box and make a comedic skit which we would late make into a video to hopefully entertain the public.
My steps in making this video was to first find what I think is funny. I decided that the majority of comedy that I interact with is with my friends and online, so I decided to combine the two into one video. Jimmy Fallon and Tik Tok were two major influences. I asked my friends to send me their cheesiest pick up line and then I would review them.
Disclaimer this is all a joke
Hello everyone, I am priyah koren and welcome to a new segment called: clearing you tinder on a Thursday night. In the modern day of post corona dating many people think they have more game than they actually do. Let’s see what that looks like.
Justin: did you buy those pants on sale because they are 100% off at my place
Priyah: jokes on you because of all these zoom calls I don’t even need to wear pant anymore
Xander: are you from Tennessee because ur the only ten i see
Priyah: bruh naw i got too many teeth to be from the south
Jack: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together
Priyah: bitch my dyslexia ass can’t even do the abc how the fuck am I supposed to rearrange letters
Rory: Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears
Priyah: The joke made my last brain cell disappear
Talia: are you a banana because i find you appealing
Priyah: can I just slip into a coma off one of those banana peels because that pick up line sucked
Larry: did you fall from heaven because your face looks all messed up
Priyah: naww i just took the last roll of toilet paper and had to fight through a wall of karens
Liam: Are you a golf ball because i wanna hit on you
Priyah: No i would rather you beat me with the clubs
Alex T: Hey could you help me there is something wrong with my phone it doesn’t have your number in it
Priyah: the only new number you will be getting is your PO’s after you find out i’m 17
Alessio: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Priyah: not if i landed in that much grease god dam
Owen B: if you were a transformer you’d be optimums fine
Priyah: nah i’m just trangender (slow zoom in to face complete dead)
(i sexually identify as a tomato)Will: Hi i’m naked wanna have sex
Priyah: is that the one you use at the playground
Yumi: do you like shopping because at my house clothes are 100% off
Priyah: where are your parents
Stephan: are you a criminal because i just felon love
Priyah: the only crime going on here are with your fucking eyebrowsUri: is there something wrong with your left eye because you be looking right
Priyah: but i be swiping left
Alex W: Hey girl did a holy beaver build you cause god damn
Priyah: just like a dam you got no flow
Austin: did you just fart because you blew me away
Priyah: i’m lactose intolerant and i just had an iced chai latte no need to call me out
Mayu: hi i’m Microsoft can i crash at your place tonight
Priyah: its not 1996 anymore we only use apple
Issic: are you a photographer because i can picture you and me together
Priyah: well I hope your ran out of film
Kati: are you a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you
Priyah: like most of my legal infractions i’m planning on getting out of this one
Ryan:I’m writing an english essay about the finer thing in life and i was wondering if i could interview you
Priyah: I can’t write
Luke: do you know what my shirt is made of boyfriend material
Priyah: more like off-brand Costco material. Sugar daddies only
Richard: Are you french because i fell for you
Priyah: no i’m not french
Tomer: are you wearing space pants because that ass is out of this world
Priyah: I’m gonna launch myself out of this conversation
Lorenzo: hey girl are you a barbecue stand because i wanna slap my meat on top of you
Priyah: I’m just jewish (hopefully i don’t get roasted for this joke by my english teacher)Omer: how do you feel about raisins how about dates
Priyah: I feel like they are both dehydrated just like this joke
Tilley: I wish i was crossed eye so i could see you twice
Priyah: naw your just high
Brent: Dam girl are you zoom cause i’m on you 10 hours a day
Priyah: (blank face) he’s not wrong
Issic ______
Priyah: (respond in sign)
Jana: are you a joint because every time i see you i say can i hit that
Priyah: you sound like you had too many
Turlough: how do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized
Priyah: same as my mom aborted